Darren has written more than 300 funny poems about monsters, food, school, sports, animals, inventions, holidays, famous people, ghosts, money, bugs, nature, spaceships, aliens, report cards, brothers, sisters, and toilet paper. Here are some of his coolest and funniest poems.
DARREN SARDELLI'S NEW POEMS
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue,
please cover your nose.
You sneezed on Miss Muffet
and ruined her clothes.
You sprayed Mother Hubbard
and now she is sick.
You put out the fire
on Jack’s candle stick.
Your sneeze is the reason
why Humpty fell down.
You drenched Yankee Doodle
when he came to town.
The blind mice are angry!
The sheep are upset!
From now on use tissues
so no one gets wet!
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I Never
I never put my things away.
I never dust my room.
I never fix the things I break.
I never use a broom.
I never take the garbage out.
I never buy the food.
I never get embarrassed
when a person sees me nude.
I never clean the table tops.
I never scrub the floors.
I never turn the TV off.
I never lock the doors.
I never wash the dinner plates.
I never say a word.
I never knew that life would be
so easy for a bird!
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A Secret
It’s OK to tell a secret
to a dolphin or a seal,
but a pig cannot be trusted,
for a pig will always squeal!
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The Silliest Teacher in School
Our teacher gave detention
We saw her point a finger
The principal approached her
You’ve made the teachers angry
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My doggy ate my essay,
He straightened out my posters
I did not try to stop him.
He fluffed up every pillow.
I thought it was amazing
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When Dribs was at the Water Park,
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When I asked dad for twenty bucks,
“I finished all my vegetables.
My dad said he was proud of me
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Dr. Invention invented a light
He found a new way to catch fish in the bay
Dr. Invention has many ideas.
His soda machine is a scientists dream
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I just finished building
The walls on my bridge
The moon isn’t orange!
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DARREN SARDELLI'S OLD POEMS
to the fountains in the hall.
She handed extra homework
to the artwork on the wall.
at a banner and a sign.
She said their bad behavior
was completely out of line.
and said, “What is all this fuss?
I heard you tried to punish
all the tires on a bus.
by disrupting all their classes,
So if you want to keep this job,
you have to wear your glasses!”
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My Dog Ate My Essay
he picked up all my mail.
He cleaned my dirty closet
and dusted with his tail.
and swept my wooden floor.
My parents almost fainted when
he fixed my bedroom door.
He made my windows shine.
My room looked like a palace.
My jackets smelled like pine.
He folded all my clothes.
He even cleaned my fish tank with
a toothbrush and a hose.
to see him use a broom.
I’m glad he ate my essay
on “How to Clean My Room”.
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A Water Park Adventure
he went on all the rides.
He swam in all the swimming pools
and slid down all the slides.
He ran around and shouted out,
“This place is really cool!”
But Dribs turned red when someone said,
“Your suit is in the pool!”
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Twenty Bucks
he said, “Lets make a deal.
I’ll give you money only if
you eat a healthy meal.”
I found him sitting on the couch
before I went to bed.
I looked into his tired eyes
and this is what I said:
The carrots tasted great!
I ate the piece of celery
that mom put on my plate.
The eggplant was delicious
and the string beans were divine.
The peppers were fantastic
and the broccoli was fine.
The giant baked potato
was the highlight of my night.
The juicy red tomato
filled my belly with delight.”
and handed me the cash.
I hope he doesn't find out
all this food is in the trash!
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Dr. Invention
that helps people see in the dark.
He also invented a merry-go-round
that spins round and round in the park.
by tying a hook to a string.
He thought it was nice when he built a device
that lets you record when you sing.
He writes them all down in his books.
He plans to invent a triangular tent
as well as an oven that cooks.
and his candles are strawberry scented.
I hate to inform him, but I have to warn him,
these things were already invented!
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A Bridge to the Moon
a bridge to the moon.
I started last August
and ended this June.
I used giant branches,
a few million rocks,
unbreakable cables,
and billions of blocks.
are a marvelous sight.
They’re safe and secure
and they light up at night.
The nails are nailed in
and the screws are screwed tight,
but something is wrong here!
This cannot be right!
It isn’t that bright!
The moon doesn’t give off
this powerful light!
I have to keep building!
This bridge isn’t done!
For I have just noticed
it leads to the sun!
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Germit McDermit
Germit McDermit,
a crabby old hermit,
has never been out of his shell.
He doesn’t like flowers
and never takes showers.
You’d know by his horrible smell.
His friends never call him,
for he doesn't want them.
He just wants to stay in his home.
So don’t be a hermit
like Germit McDermit
or you’ll end up old and alone.
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